I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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