All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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