let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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