He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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