im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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