It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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