: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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