You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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