Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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