no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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