do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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