i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So. Much. Porn.
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