They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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