yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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