would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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