About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Princesses don't give blow jobs
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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