don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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