on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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