Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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