Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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