normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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