White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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