Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
People in love make me want to vomit
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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