If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
porn star boner night. come get it.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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