Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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