So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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