Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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