I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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