you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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