But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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