Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
the raccoons are back...
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