Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
