Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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