I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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