I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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