exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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