What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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