turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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