whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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