Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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