Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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