Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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