But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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