Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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