he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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