So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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