I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
