member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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