so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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