So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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