i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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