Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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