I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Be still, my beating vagina.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
i've created a new STD.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Randomize
