my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She even gives head with a lisp.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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