I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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