He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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