omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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