I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
how drunk are you?
Several
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Randomize
